June 8, 2010

These are just too good not to post

I got this by e-mail - most of them hit home for me:))) Enjoy:))

I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

There is great need for a sarcasm font.

How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

Bad decisions make good stories.

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

"Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever?

I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer, drop the phone and run away?

I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.

I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent an A-hole from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my ass everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!


Louise said...

"How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?"

Now, you see, THIS is the question of the ages.

Anonymous said...

Too funny, Sandra! I haven't seen these before. And yes, that fitted sheet one... I swear my mom is the only person I've ever known who is able to fold a fitted sheet.

And, yup... I can't tell you how many times I've looked down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still didn't know what time it is. :)

Rina ... also Chester or Daisysmum. said...

Hi Sandra, thanks for popping in and reading about Elsa the lioness. May I ask you to please post a copy in your blog, just ccopy it from mine. Your followers are more into animals needing help than mine. Elsa is in need of money to build her shelter urgently. Donations would be appreciated. With the exchange rate any small amount sent would mean so much. Collecting donations and sending it off means cutting out bank charges, more for Elsa. Thanks heaps.
Are you on Facebook? Elsa's Haven, or Elsa the Lioness. Your a sweet heart!

Sandra said...

"I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger."

Oh yes I do!

Melody said...

I LOVE it, all so true! (except the pants never getting dirty thing... i have a large dog who uses my leg as a face towel)
I desperately want the sarcasm font...
The sheet thing... it's something about folding all the corners into one corner; but i always end up rolling it in a ball in frustration. Who's gonna know?
I sooooo do the grocery bag thing...my time is precious... and I figure the feeling will come back to my arms eventually.
Thanks so much for sharing! Awesome!

how many times do you say "what?" I could really use the answer to that one. :)

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